Blert, Blort, Blabbart

I found Jordan Scott's Blert half fascinating, half...hem. I get that it's an exploration of the sounds that Jordan may have difficulty with in spoken language, but is that an excuse to cram words where they don't belong?

Example, p36:

Broca's
camel clutch
grapple thalamus flux
box tonsils fresh black box
tongue scatter suckle polygon
syllable collar pop
mullet split end
leg lock glottal
lip off

What in the hell? What is a camel clutch? A syllable collar pop? Who the hell knows!

Here's one I found interesting and felt I could get behind (p32)

I take the spoon out of my mouth. Open wide. Wait for trill. Open wide. Will not mumble, will not slur, will not dread the word, will not chew gum, or put gobstoppers, lollipops or toffee in my mouth before each vocal tilt flirts cuckoo. If you brace a megaphone to my throat, you will hear a tiddlywink blink, a lark rustle in the ripe corn, and my esophagus blunderbuss - exhaust in your glossary.

I guess my hang up is that I like things to make sense, I have trouble when things intentionally do not make sense - but that doesn't mean it's not good.

P.S. The cover is cool ass.